Baby logic:
"Hey dad, I saw all these ink bottles neatly stacked way up on that shelf, and I figured you'd probably want them all right now. Here, let me bring you all eight of them one by one."
"What the hell is all this fruit doing in this bowl?!! That shit needs to be on the floor RIGHT NOW!"
"Clearly these DVDs won't run properly unless I cover them with peanut butter fingerprints."
"Hey, give me that vacuum hose! You clearly have no idea how to use that thing. THIS is what you do with it!" *bangs vacuum hose tube against the birdcage repeatedly*
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